so now that polls allow up to 12 options, i hope you know what this means...
What sign are you?? 👀
♈ Aries (Ram): March 21–April 19
♉ Taurus (Bull): April 20–May 20
♊ Gemini (Twins): May 21–June 21
♋ Cancer (Crab): June 22–July 22
♌ Leo (Lion): July 23–August 22
♍ Virgo (Virgin): August 23–September 22
♎ Libra (Balance): September 23–October 23
♏ Scorpius (Scorpion): October 24–November 21
♐ Sagittarius (Archer): November 22–December 21
♑ Capricorn (Goat): December 22–January 19
♒ Aquarius (Water Bearer): January 20–February 18
♓ Pisces (Fish): February 19–March 20
Reminded by flag discourse about my proposal for a new Massachusetts state flag. The looming black triangle represents the creeping dread one experiences in Massachusetts, the white represents the horrible weather, the blue represents microplastics, and the slogan represents I saw it on a pack of cigs and thought it sounded sick
there's something underneath here...
I cant comment on this just fucking look at it
Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe
How high was I last night?
How much lamb stew did I want to make??
1,814¾ lbs of Lamb????
>960 cups beef broth
>2 bay leaves
the unfathomable power of bay leaf
[Image ID: tweet by @Ugarles that reads: my kid turned 15 seven minutes ago and the first thing he did was call his buddy, who is 4 days younger than him, and said "how does it feel to be 14, idiot?" End ID]
[ID: A heavily pixelated screenshot from the movie Sharkboy and Lava Girl, showing a young character turning to scream angrily at someone off screen, with the original subtitles replaced with, "Task manager, kill him" in giant letters. End ID.]
ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth
i respectfully request that we bring this meme back because i think it came before its time. we werent ready in 2013. i think were ready now
how do i know if i am a boy who is also a woman

well that is the sort of question a boy who is a woman might ask